Monday, May 15, 2006

Did you know that...

...the average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

I have taken it upon myself to bring that average down. If everyone would just run a red light every now and then, or halve the time they wait for the green...this world would be a better place

7 comments:

Steve Chatelier said...

and with the extra revenue caused by all the red-light running, taxes would come down and perhaps we would all be...I dunno, $15 better off a week (minus the hundreds we may fork out on traffic fines of course, but who cares about that if we recieve a tax cut!!!)

Billy said...

a common misconception, not your fault steve, a trap for many young players. Revenue-raising, does not actually result in tax cuts. It does however ensure that our Pollies retain all the 'perks' that they so deperatly need.


But you are right, if I get a tax cut of $15, I would be willing to pay hundreds for it!

wire said...

well i'm doing my bit, running every red light i see - even when i'm not headed that direction!

Ludicrousity said...

I did run a red light about a month ago. COpped a fine for it too....

If you live in Tassie I bet that stat isn't true.

Soldier of Truth said...

nothing quite like running a red light... but you have to do it at over 165 kph because the cameras cant respond fast enough to catch you. hence no revenue, hence no perks for pollies.

Martin Boutros said...

I think you shouls run INTO the red traffic lights - AT OVER the speed limit

- increases revenuee
- work for traffic light makers
- tow truck / bodyrepair shops
- Keeps the ambos sharp
- traffic chaos - gives harried people time to think about life
- increases production of new cars
- work for undertakers

Ludicrousity said...

Goo dplan revvy!